Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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