question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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