More tranny stories later!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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