real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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