Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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