Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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