I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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