**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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