I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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