so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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