No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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