You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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