All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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