what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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