He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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