Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize