You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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