That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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