i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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