some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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