Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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