If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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