So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I need a beard to bite.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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