you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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