people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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