Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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