Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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