It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I hate all girls vehemently.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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