do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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