so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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