ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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