The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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