think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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