normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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