Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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