I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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