google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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