I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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