I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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