so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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