Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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