So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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