Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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