I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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