ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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