quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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