I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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