I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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