so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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