And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
