I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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