Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
