you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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