Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Randomize
