I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
