apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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